Please, please let this week just END

My greatest achievement of the day? Coining the new term that's sure to be sweeping the nation anyday now: scair quotes. It may also be written as sc(air) quotes.

In case it's not clear, that's a combo term for air quotes and scare quotes. May be used thusly:

NRA Man1: Hilary Clinton wants to "protect" us and take away our guns.
Random Dude: Nice use of the scair quotes there, sparky.

What do you want from me? It's been a rough week.