How they got here: Winnie's Cameltoe?

In my continuing public service to all y'all to find out how people find our little corner of the web, I bring you today's most notable google search term:

crotch pics of danica mckellar

Alright. Maybe not the most outré, but I think it's at least a bit relevant that this particular search for sweet Winnie's nethers was executed at Ft. Huachuca, here in sunny AZ.

At first, I was upset that my tax dollars were supporting weird sexual fetishes. Then I realized that as the home of the US Army Intelligence Center and School, maybe this was a covert intelligence gathering search...

Nah. Just someone looking for some pineapple!

How they got here: Nicktoons Sexcapades?

As part of an ongoing series of meta-commentary on some of the odd Google searches that land visitors to our fair shores, I bring you the cautionary tale of some twisted fraker from Twin Falls, Idaho who dropped by while searching for "dexter having sex with kim possible". Yah, I know. It boggles the mind.

This lonely white supremacist, still living in his Y2K shelter and subsisting on bottled water and canned peaches, didn't find what he wanted, landing here instead. He (yah, I'm pretty sure it's a "he") musta been pissed. I mean, "Dexter" and "Kim Possible" both appear in that post, plus the word "sex" is in my list of labels. He must have thought he'd hit the mother lode until he saw I wasn't into his particular kink.

I mean, hentai, sure. I'm as big a fan of big-eyed J-Girls beng violated by tentacles as the next red-blooded, warped white dude. But Dexter and Kim Possible? That's whack.

How they got here: Is Josh Jewish?

In my continuing quest to put up meta-posts about site traffic, here's this evening's winner for best Google search to land on my blog:

josh's mom's vagina

Oh yeah. That's right, baby! Someone's (maybe) got the hot's for Josh's mom. That, or there are questions of mot-hood.

How they got here: Buffy the Mohel

It's pretty rare I do this, but I must say this is one of the most awesomest Google searches to hit my little corner of the web in quite a while. From St. Louis, Missouri:

nick brendon circumcised

Really? That's what raises their Spirits in St. Louis? Their over-Arching concern? I'd have the Blues if that were on my mind. Frankly, it should be a Cardinal sin.

Ouch. I'm really sorry. I'm clearly pundrunk.

Poor Xander.