Friday Night Sketch War: Round Fourteen

This week we just had a drunken scuffle between two irate generals.

• Coyote spies on post-coital pillow talk...
• Michael chooses neither paper nor plastic...
• David fired a late shot, too drunk on absinthe to make it out earlier.

Let's get some more battlers next week. Post your best and send a link to sketchwar_at_dreamloom.com.