Pussy!
What the hell kind of 14-year-old boy would complain about this present?
Christmas became XXX-mas for a 14-year-old Layton boy who discovered hard-core pornography on a video game he received as a gift.Shut your piehole and don't ruin it for everyone else!
Kolton Mahoney was shocked when he put the Madden NFL 07 game in his new Xbox 360 console Christmas day and an explicit image popped up on his television screen.
Should we be surprised that "EA has sold more than 5 million copies of Madden NFL 07"? Not if they've found a way to cleverly package dvd-quality porn so parents buy it for their kids. Man, when I was a kid, all we had was the small stack of Oui under dad's side of the bed. Ooh, and that one time we found a Hustler thrown out in the woods. That was awesome!
2 comments:
Maybe he's one of those Layton homa-sex-you-alls.
My parents both read a lot of Asian porno mags while I was growing up. They kept them hidden under their mattress. I think that's why I don't date Asian men...I've seen enough of them to last me 'til infinity. That and nekkid Asian women.
Asian pornography is interesting. Imagine seeing a centerfold spread, and on the next page is a recipe for hot n' sour soup. Spicy!
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