We can rebuild it. We can make it better, faster, stronger

Man, Warren Ellis finds the freakiest stories.

Italian doctors have built the world's first biotech vagina.

So far, two patients lacking vaginas because of a rare malformation have been helped to grow ones, using stem cells taken from their own bodies.

Hmm. That gives me an idea...I could have one attached to my hand and then I'd never leave the house. Of course if I did, people would stare. Unless I wore a glove. Just one. Like Michael Jackson. Hey...you don't suppose?