Well, thank G-d for John Sidney. What would we do without him and his immense self-sacrifice. Like a martyr before the lions, John Sidney is willing to throw it all away for the good of the nation in this time of crisis.
Unlike that selfish d-bag James Madison who ran during the War of 1812.
Or how about this anti-American hater of all that is good?
If only they could all be American heroes like John Sidney.