I'm sure he's just teasing me

Sen. John McCain (R/S-rA/SP-AZ)^* won't do it. He just wants to get my hopes up.

McCain, on a visit to Iowa to campaign for Republican congressional candidates, was asked his reaction to a potential Democratic takeover of the Senate in the November 7 elections.

"I think I'd just commit suicide," McCain told reporters, to accompanying laughter from Republicans standing with him. "I don't want to face that eventuality because I don't think it's going to happen."

^*Republican/Self-righteous Asshole/Sanctimonious Prick