23 January 2008

How they got here: Nicktoons Sexcapades?

As part of an ongoing series of meta-commentary on some of the odd Google searches that land visitors to our fair shores, I bring you the cautionary tale of some twisted fraker from Twin Falls, Idaho who dropped by while searching for "dexter having sex with kim possible". Yah, I know. It boggles the mind.

This lonely white supremacist, still living in his Y2K shelter and subsisting on bottled water and canned peaches, didn't find what he wanted, landing here instead. He (yah, I'm pretty sure it's a "he") musta been pissed. I mean, "Dexter" and "Kim Possible" both appear in that post, plus the word "sex" is in my list of labels. He must have thought he'd hit the mother lode until he saw I wasn't into his particular kink.

I mean, hentai, sure. I'm as big a fan of big-eyed J-Girls beng violated by tentacles as the next red-blooded, warped white dude. But Dexter and Kim Possible? That's whack.


Brian B. said...

Personally, I'd like to see a "specially equiped" Astro Boy hard bangin' one of the Bratz.

R.A. Porter said...

I think I'd rather see a "specially equipped" Astro from The Jetsons.

BTW, you should log in when you comment. My fives of fans could link back to you, then. Drive your traffic into the high single digits like mine.