Why Cars Suck
Actually, cars are great. They get us around quickly, in relative comfort and safety. But sometimes, I miss horses. With horses, you get drawing and quartering. With horses, you get horsewhips.
It's not news that O.J.'s going on Fox to say how he woulda done it if he'd-a done it. It's not news that Fox is still lowly and disgusting enough to give this douche yet another platform. It's not even news that Mike Darnell, executive vice president of alternative programming for Fox, said "[i]t's the definitive last chapter in the Trial of the Century."
Really Mike? The definitive last chapter would be O.J., horsewhipped in a town square by Nicole and Ron's fathers. That would be news.
2 comments:
You really ought to be sent to the 'showers' for such a racially insensitive remark.
a) I know. I wrestled with the implications of the image.
b) Damn, that was funny.
I can't even come over the top with a Kadi Touray reference or anything.
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