01 July 2008

The X-Ray Plot

Curses! Foiled again!

Former Iranian ambassador to Rome said that Ahmadinejad's bodyguards had foiled the American "X-ray plot," whereby the Iranian leader was to be exposed to excessive radiation.

The bodyguards found that the metal detectors installed at the ambassador's residence gave off radiation measuring three times the normal level, the former ambassador said.
That's okay. We'll get him next time. We're going to send him a big set of Legos. Some of those pieces should easily get lodged in his throat.