05 July 2006

Leather Bit and Bridle: Dare I Dream?

My favorite nutjob's at it again. I hope this recent setback will push us closer to the inevitable "Girls of the Lunatic Fringe" issue of Playboy. Or maybe just a ponygirl (horseygirl?) video on the Internets. There's precious little time left before she's completely desiccated like Maria Shriver. I'm not sure she can be rehydrated if she goes over that edge.

My sweet, insane centaur should be wary - lest she rile Ailes and rock Murdoch - or she might lose much of her media bandwidth. Biting the hand that feeds, and whatnot.

Yes, I have an Ann Coulter fetish. I'm not proud of it, but I'm not denying it.