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2 comments:
It must be raining shit or something in the Salinas Valley. Poor little spinaches. They didn't deserve to get poo-poo germs.
Nice haiku by the way, your talent knows no limits.
oh, my talent is extremely limited. Snarky haiku about Jack in the Box and bacteria are about the extent.
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