Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet

My grandmother was a Kurd. A Jewish Kurd. Yah, she was fucked from day one.

I've heard it's a beautiful place with a high physician density (for when the mortar shells hit you.) Plus, the mullahs haven't become too powerful yet. Still, it's bordered by Turkey to the west, Iran to the east, and the rest of Iraq is, well, right there. "Other Iraq" or not, this isn't toppling the Bahamas anytime soon.